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Dianne Cage: August 9, 2012
posted Thursday, August 9th, 2012 @ 2:22 pmE-mail Story E-mail Story | Print Story Print Story 
I almost killed Mike Cage last week! First thing you must do is let them get real sick! I mean high fever, severe chills, no appetite, and be sure to let them get really dehydrated. Just to be on the safe side, a very small serving of ice cold Coca-Cola with crushed ice, ¼ of a saltine cracker, 1 Tablespoon of water-diluted mushroom soup.

Keep the room really dark. Maybe just to make yourself look good, you could open the drapes for a very little while and let in just a very small bit of sunshine! Leave him alone for 48 hours, with just the dogs to check on him. Be sure and make him get up and brush his teeth. Prop him up in the shower, you may have to stand in there with him, as by this time, he will really be weak.

After a good shower and shampoo, sit him up in his favorite chair and rub his feet with Dr. Tichenors and give him a little dose of Hadacol! Four days later, you are almost there!.
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